3 frozen bananas
2 Tablespoons cocoa powder
Step 1: Put the bananas in the blender and blend until smooth. Well....
Now maybe that's my fault- it did ask for banana slices and I put in banana thirds. I tried mushing and cutting it up for a while, and finally got something that was definitely not "the consistency of soft serve ice cream," but at least the bananas weren't in chunks. I added the cocoa powder, and tried blending and blending and blending...
There are some recipes in the world that I imagine a very specific backstory for. In my mind, this recipe's creation involved an extremely desperate bodybuilder who had a show coming up in 2 weeks. She knew that she couldn't have ice cream, but by God she had to have ice cream. So this recipe was born, and, in her desperation, she convinced herself that it was just as good as ice cream.
I have similar backstories for the creation of cauliflower "Alfredo" sauce, spaghetti squash pasta, and 3 ingredient pancakes.
RP servings: 1